Slippery Jones

Slippery Jones was a war criminal who did war-things in '''The Great Alan War. '''After changing his identity he obtained the rights for popular comic book series Jerry Cartwright the Sparkly Wizard Guy in 1918.

He grew up on a small Stroppy Goo recycling plant with his two brothers Wobbly Jones and '''Sliding Jones. His parents were killed by Jelly Joy James in 1889 when they were on the run from Police Boy Billy '''for stealing jam.

Slippery Jones became a poet in 1917 and wrote such greats as My Pants Are Stuck To My Backside and '''Slipping Into Depression. His career was short-lived however due to his new passion for comic books, which eventually led him to obtaining the rights for popular comic book series Jerry Cartwright the Sparkly Wizard Guy''' in 1918.

He is remembered by many for his outstanding additions to English literature and his mildly amusing name.