The Great Stroppy Heist

The Great Stroppy Heist was the name given to a plot to kidnap Stroppy.

History
In June 2016, Stroppy was stolen from the Jonateer. Throughout the later weeks of that month, he and the group of intrepid criminals who call themselves &quot;The Sudrian Steam Enthusiasts&quot; (when Mango isn't changing the group name, hoe my gwawd!) set out to plan a heist to steal Stroppy back.

The Plan
The plan's primary mechanic is that the Sudrian Steam Enthusiasts took advantage of natural cover, with Agent &quot;Chocolate Jam&quot; using the old garden tree to keep a close look out. The recreational ground behind the house was used as landing area for the team's jet and helicopter, which would act as backup getaway vehicles. From that same back garden, &quot;Frying Pan&quot; and &quot;Jeff T&quot; infiltrated the security and hacked the household's Netflix, interrupting Stroppy and boyfriend's Netflix and chill session.

Meanwhile, at the front of the house, a van decorated with the insignia of a door-to-door breakfast delivery service is cooking. &quot;Onion&quot;, dressed as an inconspicuous bush, runs into the garden and waits at the front door. &quot;Mr Stabilised Supper&quot; climbs into the house through an open bathroom window - the very same bathroom that an angry boyfriend retreats to while furious at the end of his sesh. &quot;Mr Stabilised Supper&quot; knocks him unconscious, throws him into the shower unit and waits.

&quot;Thomas&quot;, equipped with a fresh full English breakfast, rings the doorbell. Stroppy, distracted from her lack of Netflix, answers the door and is engaged in conversation with &quot;Thomas&quot;. &quot;Mr Stabilised Supper&quot; slowly makes his way from the bathroom to her behind and, once given the signal, both &quot;Mr Stabilised Supper&quot; and &quot;Onion&quot; grab her. While &quot;Thomas&quot; maintains a distraction for potential prying eyes, &quot;Onion&quot; gags and ties up Stroppy, and &quot;Mr Stabilised Supper&quot; puts onto the now-inconspicuous (but human-shaped) parcel a customs label.

&quot;Onion&quot; and &quot;Mr Stabilised Supper&quot; carry the package back out to the van which - on the other side - is decorated much like local delivery service vehicles. Stroppy is loaded into the back seat, everyone returns to their vehicles and the cavalcade departs, but not before restoring Netflix to the household once again so that boyfriend is not bored when he finally wakes up in the bottom of the shower unit with a blinding headache and a missing Stroppy.

How the Heist Went
To be written

Storyboard
In order to explain the plan to the Sudrian Steam Enthusiasts, a storyboard of events was produced. We are fortunate to be able to redistribute this storyboard on this article.