Runny Ass Hospital

Runny Ass Hospital is a hospital built specifically to carry out the emergency surgery required to cure Runny Ass.

About
In the early days of treatment for the condition, people suffering from Runny Ass would be operated on at home, by a special visiting doctor. The doctor would always be dressed as Adam West's Batman and perform the surgery in the patient's living room with appropriately labelled implements, in front of their families while they sat down to watch Bullseye repeats with Jim Bowen awkwardly telling jokes to the deaf pensioners in the front row. There was a superstition surrounding the surgery that it was doubly effective if the patient shouted the answers to the general knowledge questions.

In 1967 a breakthrough was made in Runny Ass treatment, when the procedure was simplified and medical experts realised that the Runny Ass growth could be used as transport. So, the first Runny Ass Hospital was built, with numerous operating theatres dressed as middle-class living rooms. Many more were planned, but it was ultimately decided that one was sufficient.

Appearances

 * Season 1 - Title Sequence