Jelly Alan

Jelly Alan is an evolution of Alan originally discovered in 1796 France by Madame de Stropadour. He is a fruit-flavoured descendant of the Founding Alans of Tyneside. He is quite similar to the gelatin food product known as 'Jelly'. He, unlike traditional jelly products, has a thick Geordie accent.

He was adopted by loving French parents (as was typical behaviour for the French of this time) in 1796. He left his home at age 16 to seek work in Far Howay Alands™. He was presumed eaten until his appearance on The Late, Late, Late, Late Show with Alan Semyour in 2005.

Trivia

 * His jelly-like structure results in an uncontrollably warbly voice.
 * He is fluent in over twelve different languages, French not being one of these.
 * He was born in 1790 and arrived in France by mysterious circumstances in 1796.

Appearances

 * France: It's History, People and Jelly-based Products (cameo)
 * The Alan the Geordie Man Man Documentary (mentioned)
 * Behind you! (seriously!!!)