Alanweapons

Commonly during Alan Warfare, common weaponry is commonly used to a common extent. Such common weaponry include

The Latexnade
It sounds like some sort of lemonade-Jonateer fantasy, but it's actually a deadly tear gas like material that releases a hallucinating gas-like latex. Alans who have fallen victim to the hallucinations describe their visions as &quot;some chick dancing to Hot Pink&quot;. Inhaling too much of the gas may give victims a fatal Alandose.

The STROPK-47
The STROPK-47 looks like a stereotypical AK-47 painted in standard puke green and jet black. However, when the bullets penetrate anything, from a wall to a head to your mom's clitoris, it explodes and propels very hot stroppy goo. The velocity of the stroppy goo along with the natural properties of it can burn flesh, along with imploding heads if a proper stropshot has been achieved.

Defective hearing aids
If an Alan has an extra hearing aid on the battlefield, it is a common strategy to toss it at an enemy platoon. The loud deafening noise it will create will stun your opponents, and allow time for a clear and fatal shot. A company has caught onto this Alanfield trend and has sold their own type. TST Army and Robot Surplus has sold a grenade like object, however instead of exploding, it will emit a loud &quot;HOEEEE MAIII GAWDDDD&quot;.

The &quot;Sexy Lips&quot;
A bomb filled with stroppy goo, dynamite and defective hearing aids that were thrown in the trash, once hitting the ground it can provide an explosion that rates 7.3 Alans on the Alan scale. The name was derived from when in development, a seven year old child walked up to the project leader and asked if they could make a bomb but colour it blue and give it &quot;sexy lips&quot;. The project manager thought the kid was retarded but the kid already wrote sexy lips on the bomb so he just went with it. So far, it is the most devastating item on the Alanfield.