Alan Semyour

Alan Semyour (born 1947 in Mexico, Tyneland) was a notorious actor, reverend and druglord. He rose to fame in the 1980s in the television series Home and Howay, gaining a cult following for his Shakespearian performance. Years later, he notably disappeared from the public eye after it emerged that he had single-handedly smuggled eight thousand tonnes of Geordie Snax into Joe Lycett's anal passage. A memorial highway was constructed in his memory, as the name suggests.