Timeline

This is a Timeline of all the events that have occurred in Sodor: The Untold Stories.

(To see the official TTTE Timeline, click here). Please note: Most of this is not canon to the Railway Series, as per what they made of the photograph.

16582 BC

 * Alan and Friends is first aired.

1996 BC

 * Norramby Island is built.

19

 * The great Stan, after whom Ulfstead was named, is born.

96

 * Stan dies of tree-related chin injuries.

711

 * Comedian Smcreechy Guy dies.

1750

 * Archduke Seybert MacAlan IV is born.

1780

 * Lord Willan Fubar Seymour, later Viscount Seymour of Teesport is born.

1790

 * Jelly Alan is 'born'.

1796

 * Jelly Alan is discovered by Madame de Stropadour in France.

1799

 * Lakeside is built in a move to maximise lake merchandise production.

1806

 * Jelly Alan leaves home and his adopted parents to seek employment.

1820

 * Simor Alanson is born.

1825

 * Kristoff Geccesse is born.

1862

 * Archduke MacAlan and Viscount Seymour first propose their plans for the Grand Alan Hotel.

1864

 * Construction begins on the Grand Alan Hotel.

1879

 * Dai Thomas creates the comic book series Jerry Cartwright the Sparkly Wizard Guy.

1889

 * The Grand Alan Hotel opens.
 * The Joneses - parents to Slippery, Sliding and Wobbly - are murdered by Jelly Joy James while on the run for stealing jam.
 * Viscount Seymour passes away. His shares in the Grand Alan Hotel are left to Marquess Seymour in his will.

1891

 * Archduke MacAlan IV passes away.

1896

 * The Grand Alan Hotel is destroyed in a souffle explosion.

1916

 * The Grand Alan Hotel is re-opened after its restoration.

1917

 * Notorious war crimbo Slippery Jones writes his first pieces of poetry.
 * Lakeside Merchandise undergoes major redesign to heavy criticism.

1918

 * Slippery Jones acquires the rights to Jerry Cartwright the Sparkly Wizard Guy.

1919

 * REDACTED

1936

 * Young Man Crovan has a gate installed to protect his garden from Dolphin Hiddle and the Anti-Garden Party.

1940

 * The Anti-Garden Party's most successful attempt to sabotage Older Man Crovan's garden takes place, but their success is short lived.

1953

 * Get That C In Your GCSE first airs on television, presented by Mr Thornton and his whiteboard.

1966

 * Thomas kidnaps Annie and Clarabel.

1967

 * The first Runny Ass Hospital is built.

1972

 * After losing much of his beloved garden to a new railway line, Kind Of Old Man Crovan sells further areas of his land and is left with a mere half-acre in the urban Anti-Garden Party region.

1975

 * Jeremy arrives on Sodor and is sent packing dragon dildos
 * Alan and Friends has its final episode broadcast on Babestation.

1980

 * The first series of Mute the Grill airs.

1986

 * The second series of Mute the Grill airs.

1989

 * The Softly Galoshes studios are built.

1991

 * The groundbreaking and revolutionary Geordie Enhancement Technology is developed by the Tyneside Technology Development Centre.

1992

 * REDACTED

1995

 * Alan Seymour begins recording his new album at Softly Galoshes studios.
 * Alan loses his hair as a result of a failed experiment at the Tyneside Technology Development Centre.

1996

 * Alan finally realises he has lost his hair as a result of a failed experiment at the Tyneside Technology Development Centre.
 * Alan Dollars are introduced.
 * Alan miners locate the rare Alan Meme gem after yearsh of searching.
 * The Great Ground Texture Depression holds Planet Earth in its grim fist. Home and Howay is cancelled as a result.
 * Items in the Alan Seymour merchandise range are discontinued and recalled following a lead paint crisis. The lawsuits that followed resulted in a scandal which lasted until Tuesday.
 * 3 BC celebrates its 2000th birthday.
 * Noel Edmonds accidentally renames Mondays.
 * Comedian Smcreechy Guy is born.
 * REDACTED
 * Alan and Friends: The New Series has its first episode broadcast on Channel 5.
 * The sheds were reopened.
 * Old Man Crovan is upset at the suggestion that he leaves his garden unattended, and voices his disappointment with shooty guns.
 * The Geordie Babes' Family Resort is built.
 * The third and final series of Mute the Grill airs.
 * The Barrow-in-Furness Crematorium is built.
 * Skarloey Road was laid in memory of the Tyneside Trade Centre.
 * The last issue of Jerry Cartwright the Sparkly Wizard was published, concerning itself with the titular wizard's sparkle sparkle sparkle diagnosis.
 * Alan releases Gotta Dance.
 * Alan Seymour releases his album Whenever You Retweet Somebody, with its lead single Never Gonna Trigger You and title track released shortly afterwards.
 * Starloft Studios release Gavin Dance Party: Mega Activate! for the Segenesis Vagina.
 * Bren's Dam is brought back to 1996 by one of Scientist Alan's wacky japes, and Bren finally takes ownership.

1997

 * The rare species known as the Gavin Bird, long thought extinct, was last seen here at Farquaad.
 * Alan Seymour tours his Seymour and Hear Less show. Following the tour, he returns to the studio to record his new album Alanddin Sane.
 * Alan Seymour falls ill and after a brief hiatus records We Are Alan One.
 * Gavin Dance Party: Mega Activate! is re-released for the first of many times.

1998

 * Stroppy is born.
 * Alan Seymour surprises the music world with his new single Geordista and the announcement of an accompanying album.

2000

 * The first - and only - series of Still Mute the Grill airs.
 * The UK adaptation of Thomas and the Magic Railroad - entitled Thomas and the Magic Railway - is abandoned.

2001

 * Alan and Friends makes the controversial switch to physical model animation.
 * Traps were invented.

2003

 * Alan's Brass Band, the eighty-fourth episode of the forty-ninth season of Alan and Friends, is aired on December 7th.
 * Den[B]er was discovered on the coast of Chile.

2005

 * Stan builds the Stan's Chin Accessory Warehouse.
 * Donald and Douglas go to the Caledonian Railway with a shipment of offs.
 * After years AWOL, Jelly Alan makes a surprise guest appearance on The Late, Late, Late, Late Show with Alan Semyour.

2006

 * The Grand Alan Semyour Memorial Highway begins construction.
 * Stan is forced to close his Chin Accessory Warehouse.
 * Alan embarks upon a world tour, of which numerous recordings are released on home video.

2010

 * Alan returns to the charts with a biographical song, the soon-to-be hit single Alan the Geordie.

2014

 * The first series of Stroppy Retweets airs.
 * Screaming Simulator 2015 is released for the PC, the BC, the AC/DC and the Segenesis Vagina.

2015

 * The Funny Meme Quarry is built over the pit where the legendary Alan Meme gem was first found.
 * The Skarloey Railway celebrates its 96th birthday.
 * Henry gets his buffersh increased in sized after he was too big for them
 * Eric deprives on Sodor.
 * Eric is sent to give some mel to Bill and Ben.

2016

 * Mondays vanish from the calendar after only appearing in the first week of the year.
 * The Alanpuff Girls is rebooted.
 * The second series of Stroppy Retweets airs.
 * The Great Stroppy Heist is initiated in June.
 * Gulp Gulp, Drink Some Beer is leaked on June 3rd.
 * Alan Seymour - Live At Concert is reissued on DVD on July 2nd with new bonus features.
 * Andrew appears at Ragecon this year.
 * The final episode of Get That C In Your GCSE airs.

2017

 * The third series of Stroppy Retweets airs.
 * Andrew returns to Ragecon, albeit on the Questions &amp; Onions panel.

9999

 * The Great Alan War breaks out when Racist Alan alassinates Great Chancellor Alan in an attempt to steal all memes for his own purpose.
 * The Dam that Bren would later take ownership of is first built.

7/7/2016

 * Denver was not here.