The Grand Alan Semyour Memorial Highway

The Grand Alan Semyour Memorial Highway is a highway created in memorial of Alan Semyour. Contrary to popular belief, Alan Semyour is not actually dead; in truth, he merely funded the construction of the Highway based on drug trafficking profits, in the hope that the existence of a Memorial Highway may lead those searching for him to believe that he had died.

In order to evade the police, he secretly had a very long, flat bungalow built into the structure of the bridge under the roads that he could live in and avoid detection. However, this Wiki article informed the police of its existence and they immediately caught him. Silly Alan Semyour.