The Tyneside Technology Development Centre

The Tyneside Technology Development Centre (T.T.T.D.C.) is a technology development centre located in Tyneside. They primarily worked in the field of Geordie Enhancement Technology. A failed experiment on December 31st 11:59:59 1995 caused Alan to lose his hair. He did not feel the effects, however, until January 1st 00:00:00 1996. Alan denied these claims, suggesting they were &quot;Hashtag: Fake News (exclamation point).&quot;

Trivia

 * 1995 marks the first of a few things for The Tyneside Technology Development Centre:
 * The first time they had a horrible failed experiment on an overweight middle aged Geordie singer-songwriter.
 * The first time they had worked in the field of Geordie Enhancement Technology. And the last time.


 * The Tyneside Technology Development Centre also developed the state of the art pool monitoring equipment used by the Geordie Babes' Family Resort.