The Great Ground Texture Depression of 1996

One bright sunny day in Tyneside in 1996, everyone woke up, but they were in for a big surprise - all the ground textures in Tyneside were gone! Everyone was walking around on a yellow and grey grid, and no one knew why!

Well, no one apart from Noel Edmonds. He shoved all the texture files into a numbered red box and fucked off. This box featured in an episode of Smcree or No Scmree. When contestant Alan Seymour opened it, all that was left inside was a letter.

Trivia

 * Despite all the textures being shoved into a box, somehow the texture for the &quot;missing texture&quot; ground texture texture was visible. I smell conspiracy.