Crovan's Gate

Crovan's Gate is the gate belonging to Old Man Crovan.

About
In 1936, Young Man Crovan had spent many months tending to his garden, growing lovely azaleas and gorgeous rhododendrons. When he heard of the threat from the head of the Anti-Garden Party, Dolphin Hiddle, he became paranoid that his garden would be under attack. Thus, he ventured to the local gate shop and purchased the finest gate money could buy, and installed it at the foot of his garden to ward off potential dangers.

The Flora Nasties arrived in 1940 but found difficulty with the gate. When they eventually overcame this obstacle, they were instead defeated by Older Man Crovan and his trusty gun. There were no other attacks made on his garden during this time.

In the years that passed, despite the victory over the Flora Nasties, Not As Young As He Once Was Man Crovan was convinced there would be further aggression towards his garden, and he maintained the gate to ensure it was always ready.

Alas, paradise was not meant to be. Eventually, a railway was put through and the surrounding area inhabited by &quot;Damn Nasties!&quot; In 1972, Kind Of Old Man Crovan was forced to sell off bits of his land to fund his ever growing bullet addiction, reducing his land to a 1/2 acre patch in the middle of a huge urban district.

He was last seen in 1996, shooting kids when they trespassed and set foot on his lawn. When local authorities intervened to try and send him to an old peoples' home, Old Man Crovan shot them too. He'll never run out of bullets. He's fucking crackers.

Appearances

 * 1936 to 1996. I'm too lazy to list each year. Who do you think I am - Mr Magic Fingers?

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