Runny Ass

Runny Ass is a serious medical condition where your ass turns into a red narrow gauge engine.

Symptoms
People suffering from Runny Ass may experience discomfort when sitting or applying pressure to the posterior, as if a Fletcher Jennings Class Bb shaped growth has appeared. Their ass may also begin to run, and they may find trailing wheels discharge.

Treatment
Runny Ass is very easy to cure but the procedure is lengthy. Initially, the red narrow gauge engine will be surgically removed and delivered to Kirk Ronan. Then, after surgery, mud will be applied. Don't question it; it's science.

Within fifteen weeks, the Runny Ass should have cleared up. Contact your local GP or see a clairvoyant if symptoms persist.

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