Marquess Seymour

Marquess Ehsse Seymour (born 1842), also known as "The Marquess" and xXmarquessGamer2, was the youngest son of Viscount Seymour of Teesport and Faye Bullkiss, and Committee member of The Grand Alan Hotel from 1889 to 1908. He would later take up the role of room service manager at the Hotel upon his return in 1959, where he remained until 1996.

Parents Faye and Willan named their first two sons Earl and Count after Tyneside's honours system, and continued to do so with their last son Marquess. Though not a genuine Marquess, he did in name technically outrank his older siblings, which was allegedly his argument when the subject of which son inherited responsibility over the Hotel would arise. When his father passed away, his partner the Archduke MacAlan misunderstood, believing Marquess to be a genuine Marquess, and personally requested Marquess' presence on the Committee.

His stint on the Hotel Committee had disastrous consequences, culminating in a staff walkout in the hotel kitchen in 1896. He gave up his position in 1908, abandoned his previous life and spent almost fifty years exploring the world, meditating and live-streaming. Isolated from society, Marquess outlived both his brothers and spent eighteen years as the deity of a Yorkshire jungle tribe. In 1953 he decided to return to his family, but forgot which side of the jungle he'd entered from.

He finally found civilisation once again in December 1958 and applied the following year to rejoin the Hotel staff. His application was successful, although he had submitted it under the pseudonym of Jodge Corah. From 1959 to 1996 he kept a weekly vlog of his new life at the Hotel, though many of the early vlogs were wiped shortly after broadcast and are missing from the Hotel's video library (or 'vlibrary'). It is hoped that the one hundred and twenty-three missing vlogs will soon be relocated and made available for public viewing.