The Geordie Babes' Family Resort

The Geordie Babes' Family Resort is a family resort owned by The Geordie Babes.

About
Built in 1996, this luxurious Tyneside family resort is sure to exceed your expectations. With an excellent team of well trained staff we guarantee you will be enjoying every second of your stay at The Geordie babes' Family Resort.

Fancy a cheeky dip in the pool? No problemo! We always make sure our pools are clean and warm with our state of the art pool monitoring equipment. Our pools are big enough for the biggest Geordie stars that Tyneside has to offer!

And that's not all! If you book your stay before July 30th 1939 then you'll get a 3% discount on all Alan Seymour (and Alan Semyour) merchandise bought at our gift shop!

We hope to see you soon!

Trivia

 * The resort was built in 1996
 * There have been multiple reports of Stroppy Goo waste in the pool area
 * The 3% discount on all Alan Seymour (and Alan Semyour) merchandise bought at the resort gift shop offer is no longer available
 * Such upstanding celebrities have stayed here, such as; Alan Seymour, Alan Semyour, Stroppy, Michael Angelis, Connor, Andrew, Gavin, Joonateer, Dai Thomas and Flobby the Cobby (confirmation pending)

Goofs

 * The about section on the wiki article suggests that there was a 3% discount on all Alan Seymour (and Alan Semyour) merchandise bought at the resort gift shop offer, however, the resort was built in 1996 meaning this offer couldn't have been available in 1939
 * The pools could not fit the biggest of Geordie stars