Viscount Seymour of Teesport

Willan Fubar Seymour (1780 to 1889), created Lord Willan Seymour or Viscount Seymour of Teesport in 1808 for his service in the Great Alan War, was the 1st Viscount of Teesport.

In 1808, Willan married Faye Bullkiss (born 1790), an acting nurse during the Great Alan War who had treated him following a skirmish which left him deaf in one ear, though he claimed that Bullkiss' care had saved his life. Between 1810 and 1842, they had three sons; determined to keep the peerage in the family, Willan - now Viscount Seymour of Teesport - convinced Faye that they name their sons Earl (born 1810), Count (born 1829) and Marquess (born 1842).

Between 1862 and 1889, Viscount Seymour of Teesport and Archduke MacAlan IV - whom the Viscount befriended during the War when MacAlan granted an acre of his woodland to the Viscount's platoon for shelter while they were under seej - campaigned for the construction of the Grand Alan Hotel in Tyneside. It was alleged for some time that Seymour and Bullkiss had divorced during this period given Faye's lack of involvement in the Hotel, though more recently historians researching the Viscount's life found evidence to suggest that the Viscount was too focused on the Hotel project and simply forgot that his wife and children existed.

Viscount Seymour retired from public appearances after the Hotel's opening to the Geordie Babes' Family Resort, and passed away ten days later. He was survived by his ex-wife Faye, and only one son Marquess, after both Earl and Baron had been killed in action during a viral video stunt. Marquess, under the pseudonym of &quot;The Marquess&quot;, inherited Hotel duties, while Faye underwent experimental youthmaking surgery and found employment at a 'new-and-then-wait' shop.